What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

There is any scientific evidence that we live in a sphere. Why do others say that we lives in a flat Earth but there is no evidence that they have proven the existence of a flat earth?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

You guys are talking about having sex with dogs. I heard a news man was trying to have sex with a female dog and got stuck inside. Is that possible? How does it feel inside a dog’s vagina?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

What happens if someone fills up their car at the pump but leaves without paying? How is this situation typically handled?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

What was something you did naughty with your cousin?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

My dog is 2 weeks old. He's not eating, moving and always sleeping and I can't take him to a vet. What should I do?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

My son died seven months ago at the age of 24 how do I know if he’s in heaven and can he see me and hear me and why have I not gotten any signs yet from him or Mom just not seeing the signs how do I know if he’s OK how do I know if he’s happy?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What is your opinion about homosexuality? Do you think that it is by nature or a choice?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

Why do most atheists in debates with theists take Bible verses out of context much of the time? Are they lying maliciously or do they not understand theology enough to understand the meaning?

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?